By Abigail Covington It ain’t ever fuckin happen. Roll down the windows. Your email address will not be published. That’s great. I’m gonna be the little observational comedian here. ... Bill Burr is always a great hit with every crowd. In a recent episode of Joe Rogan's podcast, comedian Bill Burr pushed back against the host on the issue of wearing masks to prevent the spread of COVID-19. What do you want? For twelve minutes he unleashed his fury on the city of Philadelphia. "I was just annoyed because I was sitting there going like, this is one of the greatest comedy line-ups, as far as up-and-coming guys, that I've been around. The Flyers. Throw out some topics Let’s talk about heart disease, something you’re all gonna fuckin die of. You probably won’t even notice the fuckin difference. What else what else. Bunch of fucking losers. That felt great. All rights reserved. Larry the Cable Guy is back to Git R Done. In 2006, that's a great lineup by any reasonable standard. I’m getting paid to shit all over you guys and your stupid fucking rock t-shirts of bands that no one gives a fuck about. 7 MINUTES left. Fall out of one of those piece of shit buildings. All of yas…can line up with your Harold Carmichael fuckin jerseys, and one at a time you can all suck my dick. Go fuck yourselves. I hate this fuckin city. That is until I saw Bill Burr’s latest segment on The Tonight Show. http://jimnorton.com/ and http://billburr.com/ and http://www.allthingscomedy.com/ and https://twitter.com/theMMPodcast Bill graduated from The College of New Jersey from their prestigious AACSB Accredited School of Business with a Bachelor's Degree in Finance. They have also lived in New Brighton, PA William is related to Rhonda Burr and Joyce G Burr as well as 3 additional people. Have a good night. The terrorists will never bomb you people ‘cause you’re fucking worthless and no one cares about you. Fuck all of you and fuck the liberty bell, and shove it up Ben Franklin’s ass. So, I came out and threw gas on a fire that was already going.". You guys were here man. I hope the glass gets fuckin into your fuckin shoulder blades and then I see you afterwards “Hey how’s it going” [simulates slapping a good friend in the back] Enjoy the fuckin show? You guys were phenomenal [Crowd Cheers] Oh no.. I have a little fuckin cane now. Jesus Christ the goddamn people on this show are givin me shit. It’s great. Select this result to view William A Burr's phone number, address, and more. I’d grab you buy the fuckin hair but you don’t have any. Listen. That night Burr became the tamer of unruly audiences and earned an incredible amount of respect from comedians and working class audiences that now adore him. I wish I was on his fuckin tour right now. Fuckin boo me 9 hrs. andrewMMPodcast@gmail.com. I hope the cheese melts your faces off. He hosted the October 10, 2020 episode of Saturday Night Live, which became notorious for Burr's crass and (in some considerations) offensive stand-up monologue.. Bunch of pussies. What I should have done was I should have kept my head in the game to survive it. © 2021 WWB Holdings, LLC. Fuckin be up here talking about Hitler. Play the fucking records. I really hope all of you run into all those black people that you love so much here in Camden. Partly because he was actually quite funny and partly because he made it through the gauntlet and didn’t back down. Sir why are you screaming? Suck a dick. "I didn't want to do the show at that point, so really, them booing to the level that they did was my fault," Burr said. Dave Chappelle. All rights reserved. You fucking assholes. That’s the first time I said cunt. 2 MINUTES LEFT. City of Brotherly Love. And, you know, I'm a defensive, f****** angry dude anyways, so it was just the perfect storm.". Some other shit-assed team that’s never gonna win a championship. That’s all I got left. I wanna thank you guys for having me. Bill Burr - The Philadelphia Incident (Better Audio) - YouTube What’s left, the Phillies that faggot ass team named named after a female horse. Coming to you straight from the Rialto Square Theatre in Joliet, IL to your seat at home! Do they even fuckin exist anymore? Roland Gabriel running around without a fuckin helmet. That’s what I do. Burr was back in Philadelphia this weekend, so we took the opportunity to ask him about The Rant, along with a few other things, like being on some show you probably never even heard of called Breaking Bad (“I was as big a fan of that show as anybody. The one fuckin kid that would actually go to college in this fucking crowd. I got one first. You can all lick my fucking red nuts. He’s made a career out of being a brutally honest version of himself. That aint’ gonna work. Better audio and longer than the original Bill Burr video. But more than a decade later, it turns out Burr feels kind of bad about the whole thing. Morgan dipped out after about seven minutes. "SNL' Host Bill Burr Took Aim at White Women, Cancel Culture, and Gay Pride in a Controversial Monologue The eyebrow-raising set garnered lots of reactions across social media. © 2021 Scraps from the Loft. I do 3 minutes. What on earth motivated this tirade? We pretty much can't print any of the rest of it. When the artist before him was booed off the stage, Burr decided to go on the offensive. PODCAST PRODUCER. I’m gonna finish my set by takin this mic stand base like a fuckin disc. Your fucking Rush T-Shirts that say I beat the shit out of my girlfriends. I should get fucking paid right now people. No one gives a shit. You bunch of faggots. "Let's talk about heart disease, something you're all gonna f****** die of, and I'm gonna laugh at your f****** funerals," Burr continued. Never passed the fuckin 8th grade. I really hope that happens. And I’m gonna laugh at your fucking funerals which is gonna be great. Fucking goddamn losers. You fucking one bridge having piece of shit city that no one gives a fuck about. I got your mothers. I SAID SUCK A DICK. 8 Minutes I’m doin it all. He was joined by the likes of Tracy Morgan, Bob Saget, Dom Irrera and Patrice O'Neal, among others. Bunch of goddamn pansies. Thank you very much. Philadelphia Eagles Philadelphia Phillies Preakness Stakes Ryder Cup San Francisco Giants Seattle Seahawks. Fucking antennas go right in your fucking ears. Michael Tanenbaum I hope he snaps both his fuckin ankles the first goddamn game. "I wasn't a professional. Bunch of fucking losers. That’s’ it I come out here with a fuckin gun right. However, Burr would not let the crowd get him like they did the previous acts and kept hammering the audience until some started to turn in his favor. Does it really have to come to this? I hope you all get in your Ford Focuses and fucking drive off the side of that faggot ass Ben Franklin bridge. You people are on goddamn acid. The Eagles and Sixers are looking pretty good these days, Bill. Bill Burr : The Philadelphia Incident Posted by Byron Bojangles III on 4/26/14 at 8:34 am 0 0 Backstory is berated an entire crowd for 12 minutes due to how they treated comics that were on before him LINK You bunch of fuckin cocks. God I hope mass aids, full blown, like fuckin you get weak as you walk to your fuckin car and you just pass out and they just find you next to your ’83 Fucking Monte Carlo with gravel imbedded into the fuckin side of your bald ass fuckin head. For some reason, it all went horribly south at the old Tweeter Center. You fuckin jackasses. Saget and O'Neal apparently did great, but Irrera got mercilessly booed almost from the jump—and Burr was up next. Getting booed by people sittin in the fucking grass. Bill Burr was doing a stand-up comedy bit for the Opie and Anthony Traveling Virus Show in Camden in 2006, and the crowd had turned ugly. I’m fuckin standing here. His only material regret that night in Camden, apparently, was failing to trash the Sixers. What’s that? You’re gonna get fired for coming to work too late cause they’re not gonna notice that you have fucking bone marrow cancer. You are this high above New Orleans. Chris Rock Total Blackout: The Tamborine Extended Cut – Transcript, Bo Burnham: Words, Words, Words (2010) – Transcript, Vir Das: Outside in – The Lockdown Special (2020) – Transcript, Larry the Cable Guy – Remain Seated (2020) – Transcript. Each and every one of you and somehow they just keep repeatedly cumming right in your fucking eyeballs, so that it builds up so much that your eyes fucking crust over. Bill Burr Tickets | Event Dates & Schedule | Ticketmaster.com How do you like us now? Things went south when the tour came to the Philadelphia. ©2021 Bill Burr. Dude I think he can win! So anyways back to the joke. Remember that had that whole season when they wore the slacks. “Remain Seated,” his latest solo special, will show you why this Grammy nominated, multi-platinum recording artist, and Billboard award winner is at the top of his game. You won one fucking world series since 1880. What do you have to say sir? Buy Philadelphia Bill Burr tickets for any of the dates below. 52 fuckin hours into a show. You can’t see shit. What do you think about that? This gotta be fucking ridiculous. Go fuck yourselves. Opie and Anthony's Traveling Virus was the first of three comedy event series, concert tour in 2006, starring comedians featured on the Opie and Anthony show on XM Satellite Radio and CBS Radio. Burr has spoken before about Philadelphia's spirit for booing things and admits he has an affection for the city. All rights reserved. Your team should be selling cotton candy in the fucking instructional league. phenomenon, Bo Burnham, brings you his first one-hour stand-up special “Bo Burnham: Words, Words, Words” from the House of Blues in Boston. He’s not here. We cannot, in good conscience, embed Burr's entire rant here, but here is the YouTube link. Look at this. It returned in the summer of 2007. Suck a dick. Burr has spoken before about Philadelphia's spirit for booing things and admits he has an affection for the city. You have a soccer team? I come out here with a fuckin gun, hollow tip bullets, and I just start fuckin shooting people. You got fuckin Joe Frazier is from there but he’s black so you can’t fuckin deal with him, so you make a fucking statue for some 3 ft fuckin Italian you stupid philly cheese-eatin fucking jackasses. He tells the Philadelphia Post-Gazette , "Can I tell you something? The next day somebody’s mopping up the 3 pounds of fucking brains that are actually left in this goddamn crowd. Just one after another. I hope your fucking radios fall on your heads tomorrow. More than a decade ago, Bill Burr, a cantankerous comic from Massachusetts, came to Camden as part of The Opie and Anthony Show's Traveling Virus Comedy Tour. Absolute fucking clown shoes. Bunch of goddamn fucking losers. That’s a fucking record. Whether he’s acting or telling jokes, he’s Bill Burr. Why don’t ya just get the fuckin Ice Capades down there you assholes. Yo – I’m seguewaying into my next joke. All of you collectively SUCK a FUCKIN DICK. Go back to the dock and unload some shit. Never won shit, since fuckin Gerald Ford was in office. OK. Everyone’s chained to their fuckin chairs and just start blowing your fucking brains out. Design and development by Stage banter takes on a different — deeper — meaning as the comedian performs online shows to homebound viewers worldwide from his Mumbai residence. If you are interested in any of the other dates, we have them, including Bill Burr Pennsylvania dates as well. Oh suck a dick. Things went south when the tour came to the Philadelphia. Pissed-off, Burr took his turn onstage and the crowd began giving him the same treatment. These are historic giants in modern comedy, people who paved the way to an industry that now fuels creative development at Netflix, sends daring amateurs into local clubs for kicks and makes up all the water weight of internet culture. In general, Bill Burr seems jaded by politics and doesn't think neither Republicans nor Democrats are honest. 4 minutes left To fuckin talk about you CUNTS. There are some classic moments in the history of comedy that will never be forgotten: Lenny Bruce's many arrests, Andy Kaufman's (staged) Letterman altercation with Jerry Lawlor, Richard Pryor's bit on why he stopped using the "N"-word, the birth of Joan Rivers' trademark "Can We Talk? 2 to the back of the head. He grew up outside of Boston, Massachusetts and did fairly poorly in school, despite the fact that he applied himself. Fuck all you motherfuckers and fuck the Flyers. Transcript of the "Philadelphia incident" where comedian Bill Burr went on a 12-minute tirade attacking the audience after the previous act was heckled heavily by the crowd. You fucking bunch of losers with your fucking cellphone pictures Fucking suck a dick. Say it. ", and George Carlin's famous football versus baseball routine all come to mind. All of you. In 2006, Bill Burr walked onto a stage in Philadelphia in front of an audience that had booed and jeered every comedian who had come up before … And these f****** people are treating everyone like s***. Fucking Rocky is your hero. Required fields are marked *. Or, in general. Goddamn lawn seats. Original source: https://www.wackbag.com/threads/bill-burr-tirade-a-transcript.51531/, Your email address will not be published. A cell phone video recording of the rant has been posted on various video hosting sites. What the fuck am I gonna do at this point. Suck a fuckin dick. Booing Dom Irerra. You don’t know who the fuck he is. Is this what you want? Bill Burr is an American comedian or a comedian from the North American Union, depending on when you read this. Does it really have to come to this people? Maybe I wouldn’t have a bunch of cunts not fuckin paying attention 4 hours into a goddamn show. I hope your mother has herpes in the center of her asshole and you go home tonight and lick it and get it on your tongue and some other horrific shit happens that involves cancer – all of you. The most notable of them was Philadelphia due to an incident where comedian Bill Burr went on a 12-minute tirade attacking the audience after the previous act, Dom Irrera, was heckled heavily by the crowd. I hope you go 0-15. Why don’t you fucking build something for Joe Frazier. You and your fuckin Donovan McNabb shirt. 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